Jokerstars Rant.....

If I had to just play online poker all the time I would have to top myself. This is my exit path from half a million chips to out in the $5 turbo rebuy $15k gtd....

The blinds are big so its allin or pass basically....

Hand 1 - JJ v 99 I flop my set and 99 makes a 4 card flush on the river

Hand 2 - AQ v 89 & 78 I flop my Q but they both make a straight

Hand 3 - I run AJ into a short stacked AA

Hand 4 - A8 v KQ I flop the 8 and he turns the K (same guy as JJ v 99)

Hand 5 - Finally I'm allin for just over one BB utg with AJ suited and the bb has T5 off, The flop comes 789 and of course I'm going to hit my J, what else would happen......Boooom there it is on the river, thanks for coming!!!

I did ask the 99/KQ guy if he ever got his chip in infront but no response was forthcoming!

Is there any wonder I can never win at Jokerstars, they don't even attempt to make the bullshit creative, as soon as you see your opponents cards you know what beat is coming your way!!!

Rant over.......