Monday, 28 June 2010

Oh Well, Never mind....

Apparently David Blaine is said to be well pissed off that his record of doing fuck all in a box for 42 days has been broken by Wayne Rooney! Also the Three Lions badge is set to change to the Three Tampons after the worst fucking period ever in English football history!

I played the £50 rebuy last night at the G-Casino in Sheffield, thinking I could drown my sorrows with a wedge of cold hard cash on the hip. However, it was not to be when, ever popular pro Barry Neville re-shoved my early raise. Of course I snap called with my Kowboys and was delighted to see him flip over the Ladies, it all still looked good on the 9 high flop nut of course the Q hits the turn - That's how I roll baby!!!

No horse tips todays it all looks very dull, but I have had a cheeky 1pt win on Chile to beat Brazil tonight at 11/2. I believe they have a chance if they can keep 11 men on the pitch for long enough and it's a big price in a 2 horse race - COME ON CHILE'

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