A Country in Ruin!

It's a very gloomy outlook. Every time I get into a conversation with someone over a pint we find ourselves discussing how shit this country is and as taxpayers seriously how much we are getting right royally fucked up the shitter!!! The crunch is here it's financial doom and gloom on the horizon for the average Joe who pays his taxes and pays for every other cunt and his mother who can't be arsed to work, pretends to have a disability like idlecuntyitis or is a benefit tourist.

Well I have a 3-step plan which this government or the next set of puppets need to introduce or I'm packing my bags and joining the convicts down under.

Step 1 - Bring back national service and when certain cunts refuse on grounds that they are not British then shoot them or send them home!

Step 2 - Legalise, regulate and tax all drugs. This instantly cuts crime by 60%+ and the stupid amounts of money they spend on trying to bring down Tarquin the student selling weed to his mates to pay for his books and lentils!

Step 3 - Re-Nationalise all the industries that are daily necessities for average Joe, such as Fuel, Power and Water and Food and stop these cunts taking the piss. They don't even try and hide the fact now that they are making buckets of money and still robbing you blind.

Oh and shoot half the MP's and all the MEP's for taking the piss and being fiddling cunts. Why do we accept this as oh it's just another MP screwing us out of our over-taxed hard-earned cash (WANKERS!!!)

Rant over - Thanks for listening!

Went to DTD last week played the £50+5 fo, numbers are down as with everywhere and now it's announced after just opening to 7 nights a week they are reducing it back to 5. Went out with KK on the bb after raising the pot value when the button and sb flat called. they both called and I was fairly happy pushing in the 962 flop with 2 hearts after the sb checked. However the button calls my allin and then the sb reraises him allin - haha! The button has K3h flush draw and the sb has 92 suited - Don't' you just fuckin' love it!!!! The sb had been calling raises out of position all night with shit like that and getting rewarded, so maybe the experts don't know shit as I seem to get fucked like this every week? Did nothing on the cash either was £60 up then checked raised allin on a flop which had 36s on when I was holding 45s for £160 and unfortunately missed when 66 obviously obligingly called!!!

Went to naps in Sheffield last night, which gets worse every week, for the £10+1 rebuy. Numbers are down as with everywhere and they have laid off loads of staff so it's now self-deal. Did nothing there either but came out £40 to the good due to the roulette, so it was a free night out which can't be sniffed at!

Just one more thing. If anyone is thinking of playing Backgammon on Laddies for real money, please don't. Treat it like a radioactive Leper with AIDS and beat it to death with a big shitty stick. If that game is not fucking bent then I am the pint sized funky mofo that is JK from Jamiroqai (if that's how you spell it) and I can't decide which supercar I'm going to drive today!!!

Until the next depressing entry, I bid you farewell.