MADMAC's GET ON.....

Today at Cheltenham

1.30
Grumeti 6/1 (p)
Hisaabaat 16/1 (p) e/w

2.05
Ubi Ace 12/1(p)
Raya Star 9/1 (p)
Magnifique Etoile 16/1 e/w

2.40
Boston Bob 5/4 (p)
Brindisi Breeze 9/1 (p)

3.20
Long Run 2/1 (p)
Kauto Star 4/1 e/w

4.00
Chapoturgeon 5/1 (p)
Salsify 5/1 (p)

4.40
Open Hearted 14/1 (p) e/w
Bourne 5/1 (p)

GL Punters!!!

(p) = pisspot perm

MADMAC's GET ON....

Today at Cheltenham

1.30
Peddlers Cross 11/4 (p) win
Sir Des Champs 10/3 (p)
Cristal Bonus 11/2 e/w

2.05
Restless Harry 25/1 (p) e/w
Our Father 5/1 (p)
Palace Jester 33/1 e/w

2.40
Albertas Run 9/1 e/w (NB)
Riverside Theatre (p)

3.20
Big Bucks 8/11 (nap)
Oscar Whisky 4/1 (p)
Mourad 33/1 e/w

4.00
Giorgio Quercus 20/1 (p) e/w
Hectors Choice 10/1 (p)
Life of a Luso 40/1 e/w

4.40
Swing Bill 16/1 (p)
Midnight Appeal 10/1 (p)
Be There in Five 33/1 e/w

GL Punters !!!

(p) = pisspot perm (nap) = nap of the day (NB) = Next Best

MADMAC's GET ON......

Here it is......the revival of this blog for the greates show on turf! That's right folks Cheltenham week is here and I'm off down there tonight for tomorrow's merriment. This will mean that you're probably on your own for Wednesday but let's hope I can fill your pockets with cash with my selections for tomorrow.

So without further ado here they are:

1.30 Steps to Freedom 7/1 (p)

Cinders & Ashes 8/1 (p)

2.05 Sprinter Sacre 5/6 (p)

Al Ferof 3/1 (p)

2.40 Quantitativeeasing 6/1 (p) (NB)

3.20 Zarkandar 6/1 (p) (nap)

Binocular 9/2 (p)

Celestial Halo 66/1 (massive e/w value)

Overturn 25/1 (more great e/w value)

4.00 Garde Champatre' 9/1 (p)

4.40 Quevega 1/2 (p)

Violin Davis 18/1 (e/w value)

Kentford Grey Lady 12/1 (e/w value)

Swincombe Flame 12/1 (e/w value)

I'm so excited about the 3.20 I think I might wet myself, this will be an amazing race and I'm opposing the much fancied Hurricane Fly. I think when it comes to the hill Zarkandar will have it's pants down, unless Binocular just wipes the floor with everyone!

I'm totally sold on Sprinter Sacre, this thing not only wins it takes the piss, beating Peddlers Cross by 16L is no mean feat and then to go on and smack French Opera out of the way by 6L after that OMG!

GL Punters - I can't wait!!!

(p) = pisspot perm (nap) = My nap of the day (NB) = Next Best

MADMAC's GET ON......

Forgive me followers for I have sinned, it's been a few months since my last confession and for the lack of posts I apologise. In my defence I was on a monster live tournament rush for 2 weeks then went to Florida for 3 weeks to spend it all. The return of oldest listed race meeting in the world has inspired me to share with you my tips for today. So without further ado read them and weep.....

1.25 Roger Sez 6/1 (p)

1.55 Chachamaidee 7/2 (p) (nap)

2.25 Bogart 11/4 (p)

West Leake Diman 16/1 e/w (p)

Cockney Dancer (p)

3.00 Set to music 5/2 (p) (NB)

3.35 Hyperlink 10/1 (p)

Un-named Fave (p)

4.10 Farlow 8/1 (p)

Barnet Fair 8/1 (p)

Chachamaidee should walk the 1.55. Bogart is is fine form and should be close in the 2.25 but there seems to be a lot of noise for Cockney Dancer, but with only one run in a class 5 to go on I'm unsure. West Leake Diman is a great value e/w @ 16/1.

Set to music just gets better and better the further it goes and won its last race with plenty left in the tank. The extra 2 furlongs should suit and it's the Queen's horse on ladies day, need I say more.

(nap = nap of the day) (NB = Next Best) (p = pisspot perm (12 lines @ £1 = £12 total stake))

please note the opinions on this page are only mine and should be ignored at all costs, bets usually lose but sometimes win, only bet what you can afford to lose and if you think you have a problem with gambling you definately have.

Jokerstars Rant.....

If I had to just play online poker all the time I would have to top myself. This is my exit path from half a million chips to out in the $5 turbo rebuy $15k gtd....

The blinds are big so its allin or pass basically....

Hand 1 - JJ v 99 I flop my set and 99 makes a 4 card flush on the river

Hand 2 - AQ v 89 & 78 I flop my Q but they both make a straight

Hand 3 - I run AJ into a short stacked AA

Hand 4 - A8 v KQ I flop the 8 and he turns the K (same guy as JJ v 99)

Hand 5 - Finally I'm allin for just over one BB utg with AJ suited and the bb has T5 off, The flop comes 789 and of course I'm going to hit my J, what else would happen......Boooom there it is on the river, thanks for coming!!!

I did ask the 99/KQ guy if he ever got his chip in infront but no response was forthcoming!

Is there any wonder I can never win at Jokerstars, they don't even attempt to make the bullshit creative, as soon as you see your opponents cards you know what beat is coming your way!!!

Rant over.......

Royal Ascot - Day 4

Apologies for no blog yesterday but I didn't have time and was too excited about Bapak Chinta potentially winning the 1st race and the rest of the day being a party.

I have however thoroughly studied today and it's it couldn't be easier, so here's my thoughts:

2.30 Inetrobil 6/1 (p)

Lilys Angel 12/1 (p) e/w

3.05 World Domination 8/1

Glens Diamond 10/1 (p)

3.45 Theyskens Theory 5/1 (NB) (p)

4.25 Green Destiny 7/4 (nap) (p)

5.00 Eternal Heart 7/1 (p)

Halifax 7/1 (p)

5.35 Our Jonathon 8/1 (p)

Excellent Guest 20/1 (p)

I don't like the favourite in the 1st but I may have slipped up there, I'm just not a fan when they've only run at dodgy tracks in Ireland. I have a thing about World Domination it was 20's antepost for the Derby and came into 7/2 then they pulled it when it ran badly against Carlton House recently over 1m2f. It was so impressive on it's debut over todays distance I've had to have a big bet on it.

Theyskens Theory I am very bullish about that's why it's my NB. I had a tip for Green Destiny and I don't think it can lose to be honest which pushes it up my nap of the day. As for the last 2 races once again it's pinstickers paradise time and I can see these two being the pisspot busters.

GL Punters!!!

(p) = pisspot perm (NB) = next best (nap0 = nap of the day

Royal Ascot - Day 2

Moderate success yesterday with my nap of the day coming home and doubling it with Frankel, but as usual with the big meetings you feel inclined to have a bet on every race and your profit gets easily pissed away on e/w punts.

A win is still a win though so without further ado let's move on to day 2's selections:

2.30 Codemaster 15/8 (nap) (p)

3.05 I'm a Dreamer 4/1 (p) (NB)

Seta 5/1 (p)

3.45 So You Think 1/2 (p)

Twice Over 14/1 (e/w)

4.25 Eton Forever 14/1 (p)

Start Right 7/1 (p)

Brick Red 25/1 (p)

5.00 Shumoos 5/4 (p)

5.35 Rougette 14/1 (p)

Humdrum 11/2 (p)

I have doubled Codemaster with Shumoos 5/1 and also included So You Think for a treble 8/1

I'm not sure what's happening with Twice Over, I have won bundles of money on that horse but it appears to be out of form at the moment. However if it's back to form it will give So You Think a good run for the money and that's why I'm having it e/w 14's is a ridiculous price!

The 4.25 is the pisspot buster and to be honest it was too much for me to work out.

GL Punters !!!