MADMAC's GET ON.....

Forgive me father for I have sinned it has been nearly 2 months since my last confession.

It's been an up and down Royal Ascot so far but following yesterdays successful wade in on Yeats (How easy did he make that look?) I am feeling very bullish about todays selection and I am wading in big time.

So here it is.....

3.45 Royal Ascot 9. Rainbow View - 4pt e/w

This is currently an 8/1 shot with laddies and you can no doubt get better elsewhere, fill your boots.

Don't forget you heard it here first - GL punters.

MADMAC's GET ON.....

One bet for you today in the 16.00 @ plumpton No.6 Spanchil Hill 4pt win. This is expected to drift from the 13/8 b4 the off so wait and take the sp.

Good Luck punters.

MADMAC's GET ON.....

Another double lost by a nose yesterday, getting very close but no coconut. I played live at Napoleons Sheffield last night in the £10 NLH rebuy and yet again made the final table but went out 8th on the bb with 88 v AK - I never win a race!

On to todays bets and again I have 2 selections at Newmarket for you as follows:

15.15 (6) Your Old Pal - 2pt win
15.50 (1) Barynya - 2pt win

and yet again a 2pt double on the above and maybe today it 3rd time lucky - GL punters.

No totty for you today because I am limited for time as the pub is calling - TTFN.

MADMAC's GET ON.....

Reasonable result yesterday with Ouqba winning and enact who was infront and 1/100 on in running on the exchanges just getting beat into 2nd.

Today I have 2 more bets for you at Newmarket as follows:

13.50 (7) Militarist 2pt win
16.45 (2) Balaagha 2pt win

also with a 2pt win double for good measure.

Following on with a Charlies Angels theme todays totty is Cameron Diaz

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The world snooker starts on Saturday and I am thoroughly looking forward to that and it looks like it's staying in the UK in Sheffield for the foreseeable future and so it should! But to keep you all going before then I have two horses for you today, both at Newmarket:


15.35 (4) Ouqba - 1pt e/w
17.55 (11) Enact - 1pt e/w


and a 1pt e/w double for good measure - Good Luck!




Today's member of the fairer sex is more of an adult female fantasy for me and is the gorgeous Lucy Liu

MADMAC's GET ON.....

Apologies for a gap in posts but it's our financial year end at work and it's getting in the way of my gambling - what a fucking liberty!!!

Anyway straight on to todays business and I have two well fancied nags for you as follows:

14.50 @ Sedgefield - Ingratitude - 5pt win
15.00 @ Fontwell - Space Cowboy - 2pt e/w

and a 1pt double on the above just for good measure.

Todays childhood female fantasy is Aspen Miller who was the bird in the Meat Loaf video(I'd do anything for love), who I believe was rumoured to be a lesbo although there are lots of rumours when you are young....enjoy!!!

MADMAC's GET ON.....

A decent day yesterday with my nap of the day absolutely pissing it by 19 lengths I hope you all GOT ON IT LARGE!

Todays pisspots are as follows:

Southwell

14.00 Ballycroy Boy, Kingsmaite 14.35 Argentine 15.10 Nawamees 15.45 Thirtyfourthstreet 16.20 Very Well Red, Mr Chocolate Drop 16.55 Obe Royal, Whitbarrow

Fontwell

14.10 Lavender Track 14.45 Blazing Desert 15.20 Green Gamble, Sole Agent 15.55 Hills of Aran, Tamarinbleu 16.30 Silver Steel 17.05 Indefensible

Ascot

14.20 Whispering Death 14.55 Divine Gift, French Saulaie 15.30 Nine Stories, Helium 16.05 Fire & Rain, Mizen Raven 16.40 Out of the Block 17.15 Barnhill Brownie

Todays big bets:

16.05 @Ascot - Fire & Rain - nap
16.40 @ Ascot - Out of the Block - NB
17.15 @ Ascot - Barnhill Brownie - NB2

Todays Line bet is a 2pt e/w on Dont Tell the Wife in the 17.15 @ Ascot - based on a 10pt scale

And finally todays childhood female fantasy is Sabrina singing 'Boys Boys Boys- Summertime Love' off of the 80's - rofl nice tits tho!

MADMAC's GET ON.....

Firstly I'd like to apologise for the lack of posts lately but i've been really busy at work.

To start with there's a little recap on the last 2 weeks live poker at DTD, which began last weds. with no luck and an early exit from the £25 NLH fo and led to a £2/£2 round of each cash table. This was disastrous and began with the Holdem round when after flopping top set on a 678 flop 99 rivered his 9 to take the £400 pot. The game was good tho with plenty of numpty's and plenty of cash on the table so I reloaded for another £200. Onto the Omaha round and after a debatable value call with Qc7cQh3h the flop comes QJ4 rainbow and after betting out for £35 I get 1 caller on my left. The turn is 5c which now gives me top set and a flush draw and with me 1st to act I push for my remaining £150 and get called after much deliberation by KTxx who rivers a bullet. £400 down in no time at all I decide its not my night, wave the white flag and drive off home with my tail between my legs.

Last night it's like Dejavu as I play 3 hands in the tournament and exit early yet again.

Hand 1) KK double up to 6k after pushing allin on the flop and the flush draw misses.
Hand 2) AK flat call in early and reraise allin pre called by QQ who hits a set on the flop
down to 4k
Hand 3) 88 on the bb push allin pre after 2 flat callers - lol called by A3 off who rivers the A.

Onto the £1/2 NL Holdem cash and after flat calling in early with AA someone raises to 12 another calls and I reraise to 35 and it goes call, allin for 10 more which we both call. The flop comes KQx and I move allin the other guy passes and the allin fish has KQ off of course. After hours of pissing about I leave at 1am £250 down for the night. Super!!!

It's a good job it's only money!!!

Onto today's horses and I have put on placepots at Hereford, Towcester, Southwell and Carlisle and if anyone's interested here they are:

Hereford

14.00 Nordwind 14.35 Beat the System 15.10 Master Wells 15.45 Mount Benger 16.20 Battlefield 16.55 Reflector

Towcester

14.10 Marafeeq 14.45 Super Sensation 15.20 Carryduff, Freeline Fury 15.55 Theatrical Moment 16.30 Ruthenoise, Pterodactyl 17.05 Killfinnan Cast, Kinkeel

Southwell

14.20 Jeremiah 14.55 Swiss Art 15.30 The Tatling 16.05 Dispol Grand 16.40 Supsonic 17.15 Green Agenda

Carlisle

14.25 Garleton 15.00 Auroras Encore 15.35 Linlithgow Lad 16.10 Teenando
16.45 Getinbybutonlyjust 17.20 Cote Dargent, Bamby

Serious bets for today are:

15.20 @Towcester - Carryduff - NB2
15.55 @ Towcester - Theatrical Moment - nap
16.30 @ Towcester - Ruthenoise - NB

I will also be lumping e/w on The Tatling in the 15.30 @ Southwell but this is just a nostalgic bet. Oh and the line I had a free trial from have sent me a new pin for their full service even though I haven't paid them a penny, so if there's any tips from there I will post them in a bit.

Finally for today it's a welcome return for the childhood female fantasy section of the blog and for your viewing pleasure I have Bo Derek - mmmmmmmm!!!!

MADMAC's GET ON.....

I didn't publish yesterdays get on as I was quite ill but my nap of the day Wichita Lineman was the most exciting win of the day, McCoy is a Leg-end!!! My L15 also returned a nice profit with 2 winners 'Forpaddydeplasterer and Wichita Lineman' and a close 2nd for Celestial Halo.

It's a shame about Binocular and my heart felt sadness goes out to thegame, perhaps it's time to give up on the gambling and get on Paris Hilton's British Best Friend. Seriously though I do feel for you mate!!!

On to Cheltenham Day 2 and after a nice profit yesterday I have gone mental today, so here it is:

My two e/w L15's

13.30 Parsons pistol
14.05 Mikael Dhaguenet
14.40 Gone to Lunch
16.00 The Polomoche

16.00 Great Endeavour
16.40 Silk Affair
17.15 Dunguib
15.35 Head to Kerry @ Hunt.

I have also had a big e/w single on Cooldine and a smaller one Parsons Pistol and have followed the placepot perm in the post for £18.

There is supposed to be a line tip today and if I can get it I will post it here later.

For a bit of light relief it's a welcome return of the childhood female fantasy section and for your monkey spanking pleasure today we have the one and only Daisy Duke...enjoy...

Good Luck Punters...

MADMAC's GET ON...

Don't mention the war, I might have mentioned it once but I think I got away with it!

With the above in mind we won't mention Friday either.

Only one selection today and it's a little e/w on Son Histoire in the 15.20 @ Taunton.

Cheltenham starts tomorrow - Bring on the Trumpets!!!

MADMAC's GET ON.....

Todays selections are:

Wincanton

15.10 Compton Star
15.45 Local Present e/w

I had selected The Gossmoor Yank for this but @ 1/4 I can't back it.

Sandown

15.55 Maraafeq
17.05 Cracboumwiz (nap)

Good Luck punters.

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Yesterday was a case of 'so close but not coconut' with 3 placing out of the e/w L15 and two of those 2nd in a photo finish where they lost literally by a bogey. In fact in the case of 'Head to Kerry' the trading at betfair when they were waiting for confirmation of the result was as close as 1.18 v 1.24. My other ones to watch saved my day with 3 winners and in hindsight, which is always a wonderful thing, I perhaps should have done two lucky 15's yesterday.


Last night saw me venture to DTD for the £25 f/o which was pants. I may have to put it in the records books as the worst session of poker I have ever played for the trash hole cards I was dealt, it really was awful. Of course this meant an earlyish exit from the comp. just after the 1st break. I then played some £1/£2 NL Holdem cash where my hole cards continued to be 92 72 95 62 etc. even though they regularly change the dealers. I was so bored K7 suited looked massive and when I hit bottom pair on the flop I check raised allin for my remaining £45 with it; and of course lost. This left me with £13, and as usually happens when you have no chips, flopped a monster flop of 664 with 64 in the bb, which tripled me upto £40. I then pushed on and started to get busy and even after building back to £100 then going back down to £20 after reraising allin on the flop with 15 outs and missing, I still managed to leave the table at 1am with £200. This meant a profit of £50 on the cash game and after deducting the comp. entry, a profit of £20 for the night.


A brush with the law.....


Unfortunately, after deciding to avoid the motorway on the way home, I was pulled by the filth who's computer claimed my test was out of date on the car. So after a little chat I was given a producer and upon checking this morning it ran out 3rd February - Doh!!!


Anyway enough about me, here are today's fancies:


Wincanton


14.30 - Sashenka - 2nd


Carlisle


15.45 - Supremes Legacy - placed 3rd
16.20 - Smart Thinker - 1st
16.50 - Thievery (nap) - 8th


Lingfield


15.55 - Laustra Bad - 4th


The highest priced of the 4 will be in my L15 but I will be having separate singles on them all anyway.


Good Luck Punters...


Oh I nearly forgot...today's female fantasy from my childhood is the original and the best...Jane Fonda as Barbarella.

MADMAC's GET ON.....

Today's fancies are as follows:



14.50 @ Catterick - Whatcanyasay e/w - placed 4th

15.20 @ Catterick - Professor Higgins - 2nd by a bogey

16.10 @ Lingfield - Saints Bay (nap) - 8th

16.30 @ Fontwell - Head to Kerry - 2nd by a bogey



Various singles and L15



Others to watch today are:



14.20 @ Catterick - Sun king - PU

15.30 @ Fontwell - Tragic Realm - Tragic 7th

16.40 @ Lingfield - Chjimes - 1st

17.00 @ Fontwell - City Theatre - 1st

17.10 @ Lingfield - Lord Chancellor - 1st



Also 'Back in the Red' in the 19.20 @ Wolves tonight looks an awesome value e/w @ 9/1

(result - disappointing 7th)

3 winners out of the 6 tips posted yesterday but with 10 fancies in total today, note to self 'try not to do your conkers!'



And today's childhood fantasy female is fighting for your rights in her satin tights.



Good Luck punters.

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Today's fancies in glorious technicolour....







Results:

3 winners, 2 pulled up and a 5th.











































oh and Wilma Deering to cheer up your day...

MADMAC's GET ON....

Today's bets are as follows - avoid them at all costs:

My Scoop6 selections are:

Leg 1 - Run Forest Run
Leg2 - Tom Sayers
Leg3 - Wednesday County
Leg4 - The Hollow Bottom
Leg5 - Ungaro
Leg6 - Mutual Friend

also at the races my e/w L15

13.50 Run Forest Run
15.10 The Hollow Bottom
15.25 Ungaro
15.45 Mutual Friend

and finally my football bets:

Trebles on Birmingham, Sheff.Weds. Arsenal & Leicester, this did include Derby which was also in my acca. but that's fucked already.

A Straight acca on Everton, Arsenal, Chelsea, Liverpool, Reading & Wolves; and last but not least a £20 singles on Birmingham.

Doing the opposite of all of the above should have you minted by tomorrow afternoon.

Saturday's Football...

As usual I have selected five wins all with positive odds, trebles and an acca.

Scunthorpe to beat Swindon @ 11/8
Derby to beat Notts.Forest @ 15/8
Sheff.Utd to beat Plymouth @ 6/5
Crystal Palace to beat Sheff.Weds. @ 2/1
Burnley to beat Norwich @ 6/4

Prices are from Ladbrokes - GL me!!!

MADMAC's GET ON.....

Today's selections in pictorial splendor - avoid them at all costs.

Nags to avoid today.....

Todays selections for you to avoid are as follows:

15.50 @ Taunton - Archie Gunn
16.20 @ Taunton - Lord of Illusion
16.00 @ Southwell - Another Brother
16.40 @ Wolves - Pawan
17.10 @ Wolves - Forbidden

Various singles and a Lucky 31 - GL me!!!!

Getting back on the horse.....literally!!!!!

After the disappointment of the weekends football betting, it's straight back on to the HORSES of course and today's selections are as follows:

14.05 @ Market Rasen - Glimmer of Light
15.35 @ Wolves - Willie Ever
16.20 @ Market Rasen - European Dream
16.30 @ Carlisle - Boris the Blade

Various singles and a Lucky 15 - good luck me!!!

I will also be having a decent bet on Cardiff to beat Arsenal tonight only with a view to trading due to the price being so high at 9.6 on betfair.

A Harsh Lesson in Greed...

Today I have learnt that greed leads to disappointment.

Being a season ticket holder at Bramall lane, I was absolutely certain that we would lose at home to Hull city today and when the price on Hull was 2.9 on betfair I had to wade in to at least gain something from the match. i.e. money in my pocket to soften the blow of our exit from the FA cup. Due to injuries and cup-tied players the blades were very thin on the ground and Blackwell had to field a team consisting of many of his fringe players, which ironically turned out to be the best 11 he has fielded all season - Doh!!!

We were actually playing football on the floor stringing passes together instead of the usual balloon extravaganza that takes place and amazingly early on, we scored 1st and went infront through Greg Halford; who Blackwell usual plays at the back or on the wide right. Now at this point odds on Hull went to 8.2 on betfair, which obviously meant I had to put another £50 on. This took my book on the match to +635 Hull -200 Sheff.Utd and when the inevitable happened and Hull equalised I could have laid them @ 3.8 for £200 and gone all green on the match for a book of +75 Hull and all my stake back for any other result.

I was pondering this decision all the way through half-time between sips of my lip burning black coffee and bites of a luke warm sausage roll, but kept looking at the +635 on Hull and decided to wait a bit. When the clock hit 26mins into the 2nd half I checked the odds again and the 3.8 lay was still available. Again I kept staring at the +635 Hull and when the clock hit 30 mins hit the submit key on the mobile phone, unfortunately it was too late and the lay wasn't matched. When the odds refreshed it was now 7.2 and all that was left was to hope that Hull scored in the last 15mins.

I found this all very uncomfortable hoping that Hull would score and knock us out of the cup, but lets face it money is money and we won't make Wembley anyway. Of course the inevitable happened and the game finished 1-1 and it's a replay at the KC.

The moral of this story is........always get your book green when the opportunity arises because greed leads to misery!!!

Saturday's Football Bets

I have studied tomorrows footie and it all looks very ropey with lots of draws.

As usual I have tried to select wins with positive odds and all I could find were these 3:

Hull City to beat Sheff. U @ 9/5
Darlington to beat Lincoln @ 13/8
Rotherham to beat Gillingham @ 5/4

The prices are from laddies so you can probably get better elsewhere. I've simply had a £15 treble which pays £248.06 and I'm already working out what to invest it on next week.

Friday the 13th - ooooh scary!!!!!

Just a bit of a catch up...



Recently my sports betting has gone from strength to strength, all stemming from a returned stake when I went all green on the superbowl 2 weeks before the game. I've had some decent results on the horses, darts and recent success on the football with singles on Sheff.Utd's opposition; namely Donny Rovers and the pigs. (sheff.Weds.)



And tomorrow will be strike 3 on the football as it appears David Blunkett has priced up the Hull v Sheff U match. I was discussing it with a friend of mine and said that if Hull were anywhere near evens I was lumping on it, so when I saw the staggering 15/8 at betfair I fell off my chair and waded in for £250.



If you have a football bet this weekend this is a must!!!



As someone famous once said - Get on it. GET ON IT LARGE!!!!



As for todays racing here are my selections, treat them with the contempt they deserve:



14.45 @ Lingfield - Hawkspring

15.20 @ Lingfield - Mr Chocolate Drop

16.20 @ Sandown - Gabreselassie

16.40 @ Wolves. - Incomparable



As someone else famous always says - TTFN.

Today's Bets so far....

I have followed thegame's darts selection to the letter at £10/point other than I have had a 7pt win on Taylor for the tournament, only because it makes my return over a ton rather than under it. So I hope we can celebrate the success together with a pint again sometime soon!

Following my recent success in ridiculously over-priced football bets I have placed a pony on the Hammers to, well, Hammer the Gunners basically. At 7/1 I again think this is well over-priced as with the Donny bet and after observing the last performances of both West Ham and Arsenal I do think the Hammers can win. Of course, it's a bet I'm looking to trade if West Ham get a good start and have already set up a lay for in-play.

My other football bet for tomorrow is, as usual, 5 selections all with positive odds, with £1 trebles and a £5 acca. and the selections are as follows:

Manchester City to beat Stoke City away @5/4
Tottenham to beat Bolton away @6/4
Doncaster to beat Norwich at home @6/5
Preston to beat Sheff.United at home @5/4
Reading to beat QPR away @13/8

Now if I were you I would do totally the opposite to this as I haven't had a football multiple come up in well over 12 months. You may also notice that I am again backing against my beloved blades but I went on Tuesday when Donny beat us and we were total shite. We could have played for 3 hours and not scored. They played football and we played Volleyball and there were times when our team couldn't find the ball because Donny had it and it was on the floor. Apparently Kevin Blackwell(A former Keeper) was overheard by a fan who sits just behind the dug-out saying to his number 2(Also a former Keeper) 'Do you think we are kicking it high enough?' - God help us all!!!

I have looked at the racing today and be honest it mostly is boring as fuck so I may not have a bet today. Then again I am drawn to 'Whatcanyasay' in the 14.00 @ catterick and may have this in a double with 'Northern Empire' in the 19.50 @ Wolverhampton and probably some singles awell - doh!

Some close friends and family members have made me an appointment at GA but with all this gambling I don't think I will have time to attend - ROFL!!!!

Every Cloud...

As amazing as thegame's 2.44 price on the Villa coup was on betfair, it was nowhere near as crazy as the jaw dropping 5.2 I found for Donny Rovers to beat my beloved Sheff. United. The blades were piss poor but when money is to be made I have no problem backing the opposition. As they say - every cloud has a silver lining!

On another note, I was off work today looking after my youngest and whilst he was having his morning nap I properly studied the days racing and came up with 3 selections, on which I had a £2 e/w patent. They were Saffin (2nd @ 14's), Back in the Red (Winner @ 11/2) and Prince of Persia (Disappointing 3rd @ 7/2). My return was £109ish, another close but no cigar!!!

Tomorrow is another day....