Went to naps last night, did well in the rebuy period made last 3 tables yet again then ran out of cards and luck, yet another loss - yippeee!!!
Can't back a winner in the football so far this year, infact it's so bad you can make money backing the opposite of what I do, so I may start posting them on here so you can all profit from my misery.
Until the next posting of another disappointing poker session, I bid you farewell!
Friday, 26 September 2008
Friday, 19 September 2008
12 months - It's Officially a bad year!!!
I have just realised it's 12 months since I won an mtt on the IPoker network and previous to that I was winning at least 2 a month and averaging up to £1k a month from them. I find this very strange as I believe my game has improved over that period. Although to be fair I have had no luck live either as last night goes to prove at the £10 bingo rebuy at naps (Napoleons Casino) in sheffield. I end up allin preflop against one of the table muppets in the last 3 hands of the rebuy period with my TT against his 8T off and the dealer lays down 88K - I rest my case your honour!
And am therefore declaring it an officially bad year!
If thegame reads this are we entering the DTD Team league as suggested as I do believe it starts at the beginning of October?
You can email me at markcullumbine@hotmail.com or add me to your windows live using this email addy.
Ta.
Just a small update as this mornings mtt's @ im'a'fuckin-joker ipoker have just ended with the following exits:
1) 77 v AQ suited he rivers the flush - never in doubt for him I was expecting it all the way
2) My bb JT off min raise from utg rest of the table folds, i hate calling out of pos. but the pot value justifies it and my hand is also good. Flop comes TT8 I check and the utg raiser bets half my stack and of course I duly reraise allin. Now at this point he must know his 77 is fucked but of course I'm delighted when he calls and shows it and of course he knows the 7 is coming on the river!!!
I think after the year I've had I may go back home to the wife (Ladbrokes) with my tail between my legs and see if she will rub it better! If she no longer loves me and is sick of me running off and having affairs with these other sites then I may retire from online poker for ever, as my dis-allusion is so great!!!
And am therefore declaring it an officially bad year!
If thegame reads this are we entering the DTD Team league as suggested as I do believe it starts at the beginning of October?
You can email me at markcullumbine@hotmail.com or add me to your windows live using this email addy.
Ta.
Just a small update as this mornings mtt's @ im'a'fuckin-joker ipoker have just ended with the following exits:
1) 77 v AQ suited he rivers the flush - never in doubt for him I was expecting it all the way
2) My bb JT off min raise from utg rest of the table folds, i hate calling out of pos. but the pot value justifies it and my hand is also good. Flop comes TT8 I check and the utg raiser bets half my stack and of course I duly reraise allin. Now at this point he must know his 77 is fucked but of course I'm delighted when he calls and shows it and of course he knows the 7 is coming on the river!!!
I think after the year I've had I may go back home to the wife (Ladbrokes) with my tail between my legs and see if she will rub it better! If she no longer loves me and is sick of me running off and having affairs with these other sites then I may retire from online poker for ever, as my dis-allusion is so great!!!
Wednesday, 10 September 2008
Watch out - The Missus is Coming....
Just a quick note to warn TheGame that my missus along with a gaggle of loose women are in Blackpool this weekend. So watch out for a group of women celebrating someones 40th birthday dressed as workmen (a la the Benny Benassi' video 'Satisfaction', only not as good, obviously!) They are arriving Friday afternoon and leaving Sunday - SO BEWARE! It maybe a good time to have a weekend back in Oxfordshire, consider yourself warned.
However, if you do decide to stay and happen to run into the missus - Please Don't Send Her Back! I can get a Swedish Au pair' in to look after the kids, it's not a problem.
Cheers Bud!
However, if you do decide to stay and happen to run into the missus - Please Don't Send Her Back! I can get a Swedish Au pair' in to look after the kids, it's not a problem.
Cheers Bud!
Thursday, 4 September 2008
The Kat is out of the BAG!!!
Thank fuck for that.
Kat is out of big brother and it's not a moment too soon. For the first time ever in my 30+ years of watching TV I was about to turn into one of those sad cunts that write in to points of view, if it were still on, and write to complain to channel 4. I have never seen anything like it and I am convinced big brother was secretly slipping a daily crack pipe to Kat. The woman is supposed to be 30 and in a relationship what the fuck is she on? She is another candidate for lining up on Flamborough Head and giving a slight shove. There are people dying in the real world and watching this silly cunt having to leave the big brother house was like she was expecting a firing squad outside - Dry Bugger me with a fish fork and call me Roger!
Poker has been shit online, I'm playing mtt's on 365 and I've lost count of the number of times I've gone out with AA v a 2-outer lower pair hitting on the river, it's every other night. Two exits recently after going deep in the $35k gtd. have been AT losing to A9 and A6 losing to A5. I'm getting rather pissed off with it and also the fact that they pay down to 150 anyway giving 150th down to 100th an average of $42 which is pointless and takes $2k off the prize pool.
I'm enjoying playing live but getting unlucky there also, as usual!
Had a reasonable day on the horses yesterday but was only playing at it so it wasn't a big return. I am however considering a trip to the St. Leger at Donny next week so that is something to look forward too.
Finally......* Remember some people are alive simply because it is illegal to shoot them! * (Kat.BB9)
Kat is out of big brother and it's not a moment too soon. For the first time ever in my 30+ years of watching TV I was about to turn into one of those sad cunts that write in to points of view, if it were still on, and write to complain to channel 4. I have never seen anything like it and I am convinced big brother was secretly slipping a daily crack pipe to Kat. The woman is supposed to be 30 and in a relationship what the fuck is she on? She is another candidate for lining up on Flamborough Head and giving a slight shove. There are people dying in the real world and watching this silly cunt having to leave the big brother house was like she was expecting a firing squad outside - Dry Bugger me with a fish fork and call me Roger!
Poker has been shit online, I'm playing mtt's on 365 and I've lost count of the number of times I've gone out with AA v a 2-outer lower pair hitting on the river, it's every other night. Two exits recently after going deep in the $35k gtd. have been AT losing to A9 and A6 losing to A5. I'm getting rather pissed off with it and also the fact that they pay down to 150 anyway giving 150th down to 100th an average of $42 which is pointless and takes $2k off the prize pool.
I'm enjoying playing live but getting unlucky there also, as usual!
Had a reasonable day on the horses yesterday but was only playing at it so it wasn't a big return. I am however considering a trip to the St. Leger at Donny next week so that is something to look forward too.
Finally......* Remember some people are alive simply because it is illegal to shoot them! * (Kat.BB9)
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